today is official Tornado Day -
remain calm;
become friends with radar;
listen for freight train;
drink tea in place of safety.
tomorrow weather improves.
ji bo
2011
Monday, February 28, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
what is organic?
man goes to supermarket,
says, "what is organic?"
supermarket says, "produce!"
man goes to science class,
says, "what is organic?"
science class says, "nature!"
man goes to guru,
says, "what is organic?"
guru says, "Shiva!"
man goes to Buddha,
says, "what is organic?"
Buddha says, "Mind!"
man goes to monkey,
says, "what is organic?"
monkey hands man a banana.
man eats banana,
says "no more questions."
ji bo
2011
says, "what is organic?"
supermarket says, "produce!"
man goes to science class,
says, "what is organic?"
science class says, "nature!"
man goes to guru,
says, "what is organic?"
guru says, "Shiva!"
man goes to Buddha,
says, "what is organic?"
Buddha says, "Mind!"
man goes to monkey,
says, "what is organic?"
monkey hands man a banana.
man eats banana,
says "no more questions."
ji bo
2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Scientist invents thinking cap
to increase human creativity.
With thinking cap
1+1 equals 5:
very creative.
Can thinking cap create
happiness?
ji bo
2011
to increase human creativity.
With thinking cap
1+1 equals 5:
very creative.
Can thinking cap create
happiness?
ji bo
2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Stonehouse
Friday, February 4, 2011
cornbread wisom
"The virtues of cornbread
are sadly under appreciated."
from the "innumerable sayings
of Tao Jones"
are sadly under appreciated."
from the "innumerable sayings
of Tao Jones"
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Chao-chou's Cow
Farm Boy milks cow every day
for 10,000 years.
Farm Boy goes to Zen temple,
bows to Master Chao-chou,
says, "I have big question."
Master Chao-chou shakes stick,
says "What is big question?"
Farm Boy says, "Does a cow have Buddha nature?"
Master Chao-chou shouts "Moo!
Farm Boy is enlightened and walks home.
Farm Boy sees cow, says, "Silly Zen master."
Farm Boy milks cow, drinks milk:
no problem.
ji bo
2011
for 10,000 years.
Farm Boy goes to Zen temple,
bows to Master Chao-chou,
says, "I have big question."
Master Chao-chou shakes stick,
says "What is big question?"
Farm Boy says, "Does a cow have Buddha nature?"
Master Chao-chou shouts "Moo!
Farm Boy is enlightened and walks home.
Farm Boy sees cow, says, "Silly Zen master."
Farm Boy milks cow, drinks milk:
no problem.
ji bo
2011
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