10,000 monkeys sitting on island.
Big Monkey says, "Universe is like banana."
Little Big Monkey says, "Universe is like coconut."
Buddha Monkey says, "Universe is like empty space."
Tao Monkey says, "Universe is like flowing water."
Lawyer Monkey says, "Universe is like court room."
Doctor Monkey says, "Universe is like hospital."

Master Kong waves stick and island disappears.
"Too much noise," he says.