Old Man listens to mind: big noise.

Old Man says, "big noise is big nuisance!"

Old Man calls Zen Master, "mind is nuisance, need cure."

Zen Master  says, "zazen."

Old Man calls Pope, "mind is nuisance, need cure."

Pope says, "Jesus."

Old Man calls Taoist Immortal, "mind is nuisance, need cure."

Taoist Immortal says, "qigong."

Old Man calls Sigmund Freud, "mind is nuisance, need cure."

Sigmund Frued says, "psychoanalysis."

Old Man calls Big Lebowski, "mind is nuisance, need cure."

Big Lebowski says, "abide."

Old Man calls Master Kong, "mind is nuisance, need cure."

Master Kong says, "bring mind to my house, I will cure."

Old Man drives to Master Kong's house.

Master Kong hands Old Man a shovel, "sewer problem, dig here."

Two hours later Master Kong says, "must plant tree, dig here."

Two hours later, Master Kong says, "need to build bomb shelter, dig here."

Two hours later Old Man is very tired, no more noise. 

Master Kong says, "mind now cured!"