Master Kong visits McDonalds

Master Kong and disciple go to McDonalds.
Girl at counter says, "Can I take your order?'
"Big hamburger, extra pickles," Master Kong says.
Disciple says, "We vow not to take life. How can you order hamburger?"
Master Kong says, "Hamburger becomes deep energy. Cow helps save Universe!"
Disciple has sudden awakening: all is One, ketchup is One, pickle is One.
Disciple very happy.
"I'll have cheeseburger!" Disciple says.