Special Zen Salad #4

place Universe in salad bowl
rince with River of Stars
add sprinkling of gamma rays
season with comet dust
spin dry for thirty million years
(serves infinite number of beings)


Special Zen Vinaigrette #7

in test tube, add:
1 galaxy of vinegar
14 asteroids
2 million tons of quarks
3 light years of photons
1 neutrino
splash of wasabi
mix in black hole
(serve chilled)


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