Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Master Kong's Direct Transmission
1. When crossing one-way street, look both ways.
2. Don't shoot self in foot.
3. Never follow bad advice.
4. Sitting like lump of clay produces Clay Buddha.
5. Mindlessly chanting sutras is a waste of good air.
6. To dream the impossible dream is impossible.
7. The flute with no holes makes no-sound.
8. Monkeys in fancy clothes are still monkeys.
9. To follow the Way requires good shoes.
10. When reaching other shore, recycle raft.