tree falls on telephone line -
man calls Telephone Company,
says, "tree is on important wires."
Telephone Company says, "we don't do
tree removal."

man says, "what if tree falls further, knocks down wire?"
Telephone Company says, "we come fix it."
man says, "i'll wait for tree to become your problem."

silence.

man says, "don't forget your saw!"

(ji bo, 2009)