Saturday, May 16, 2009

Taoist Vacation Guide

when traversing the Way
best be prepared for:
surprise hurricane,
earthquake, tsunami.

avoid erupting volcanoes;
steer clear of war zones;
beware of swine flu epidemics;
watch your back when entering unknown saloons;
never quarrel with Police officers;
guard against venereal disease.

when confronted with total chaos,
call Intergalactic Emergency Squad
for fast road-side assistance.

remember words of La-tzu Jones:

"you're only as alive
as you think you are."

have a nice trip!

(ji bo, 2009)

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