when traversing the Way
best be prepared for:
avoid erupting volcanoes;
steer clear of war zones;
beware of swine flu epidemics;
watch your back when entering unknown saloons;
never quarrel with Police officers;
guard against venereal disease.
when confronted with total chaos,
call Intergalactic Emergency Squad
for fast road-side assistance.
remember words of La-tzu Jones:
"you're only as alive
as you think you are."
have a nice trip!
(ji bo, 2009)