this is a recording

telephone rings, man answers:
"hello?"
"happy day!" voice says.
"who is this?" man says.
"this is a recording," voice says.
"what do you want?" man says.
"do you need life insurance?" voice says.
man scratches head.
"i have life insurance," man says.
"how about a new TV?" voice says.
"i don't watch TV," man says.

pause.

"everybody watches TV!" voice says.
"who is this?" man says.
"this is your conscience speaking," voice says.

man buys TV.